nosdrinker:

stunningpicture:

A few months back I took my brother to Sydney Aquarium. This was the only picture I took.

wazowski you didn’t file your paperwork last night

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cosmo sex tip #669

allaboardthekevintran:

when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”

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endangerment:

mom don’t disturb me i’m studying

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blue-eyed-hanji:

thelifeofnachos:

These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship. 

This will always be golden 

aww yissss

I can feel the nostalgia ooze into my bloodstream

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plasticbagvevo:

when you realize they weren’t waving at you

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theaceoffours:

shrill-ex:

most of the lights are out in my kitchen so there’s a spotlight on my fridge

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BE…

OUR…

GUEST

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richwhitelesbian:

i dont go on skype anymore. chat with me by screaming as loud as you can into the night sky. i will be listening

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tensioned:

there should be an award for the people who

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fandomsassemblemagazine:

Clint, or Hawkeye, in a new outfit for Age Of Ultron.

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emmaz0nn:

kurosaki224:

happyhaunter:

steve and bucky are startled by a levitating knife

It’s been ten minutes why am I still laughing

this is so stupid but im laughing

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fy-nghariad-fy-emrys:

Understanding a line of foreshadowing so well that you have to stand up and walk around the house saying “shit shit shit shit shit” until you’re composed enough to go back. 

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make me choose
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shipcest asked: sebastian stan or scarlett johansson

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